Imagine you're sitting in front of a table. Wobbly IKEA table, fine hand-made wooden desk, I don't mind.

On the table is a scrap of paper.

On the paper is some handwriting, in black ink (specifically, Uniball Eye Fine UB-157 pigment-based black ink). It looks like this:

Hi! Greetings from a fellow flesh-and-blood human. My name is Andy Walker. No idea how or why you ended up here - but it's nice to see you.